Maybe this is the way to teach the 10 Commandments today!  Maybe then people would "get it" and it wouldn't be construed as 'Religious-Ed'.

RedNeck Commandments:

Some people in South have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in South got together and translated the "King James" into "RedNeck" language.... no joke, read on...

 

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.)

 

(1) Just one God

(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(5) Put nothin' before God

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

(7) No killin'

(8) Watch yer mouth

(9) Don' t take what ain't yers

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

 

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.

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