THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive,
  but it does include a free trip
  around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
 depends on what side of the
 bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
  the more you have,
  the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
  didn't even know you left open.

 Ever notice that the people who are late
  are often much jollier
  than the people who have to wait for them?

 Most of us go to our grave
  with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
  how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
  but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
 to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
  smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
  some are sharp, some are pretty,
  some are dull, some have weird names,
  and all are different colors....but
  they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
  can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and
  know that someone
  who thinks you're great
  has thought about you today!..

Working for God on earth does not pay much,

but His Retirement plan is out of this world.