I don't wanna do the dishes,
I don't wanna do the wash,
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost


I don't wanna clean the pots,
I don't wanna rattle pans,
I wanna read my e-mail,
And chat with all my friends!


The table needs some dusting
and the floor could sure be mopped,
But I know if I get started
There'll be no place to stop.


The closets are so full
Things are falling off the shelves,
I wish for cleaning fairies
And magic laundry elves!


They could sprinkle fairy dust
And twitch their little nose,
And the windows would be sparkling
And I'd have no dirty clothes.


I don't know what I'm saying,
My head is in the sky,
I must cook that meat that's graying
And bake that apple pie!


My husband needs a flea bath,
The dogs need some attention
Oh, the other way around I mean!
My brain is in suspension!


I am running round in circles,
I am getting nothing done,
I keep thinking of the internet,
I'm missing all the fun!


I know I'm not addicted
Though I hear that all the time.
But I guess this stuff will have to wait,
'Cause today I'll be ONLINE!

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