Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Remember: STRESSED spelled backward is DESSERTS
Send this to four women and you will lose 2 pounds.
Send it to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 pounds.
(If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately)
That's why I had to pass it on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it.